Everyone's asleep, so why am I up?

It is 1:30 am. I got in the bed around 8:00 pm with the intention of just taking a quick nap. I wanted to heat up dinner for Melvin and serve him some key lime pie for dessert when I woke up. But that didn't happen. I heard Melvin come into the bedroom around 10ish and he saying something like, "Oh, this is where you've been! I was wondering why you haven't come into the office to bug me." And I said something like, "Yeah, I've just been staring into space in here." Tried to perpetrate like I haven't been asleep all that time. And I don't know why I thought I had to lie 'cause it's not like he cares if I sleep my life away and shyt. You think that might've been guilt?

Anyways, when Melvin finally decided to get in the bed a half an hour ago, he kicked me out so he could actually get some sleep. I am an awful bedmate! I grind my teeth and I even practice karate in my sleep. Or at least I think that's what I must do 'cause Melvin tells me I like to kick him most nights.

Well, I think I'll eat my dinner now. At almost 2:00 am. Maybe watch some television. Maybe even look at some porn. Then try to hop back in the bed sometime before 4:00 am. Working night-shift really sucks balls.

GOOD SHYT OF THE DAY: The Eagles beat the Bears 19 - 9. They lead the NFL East with a record of 4 - 0. Today's game was sloppy, but it was a win nonetheless. And mah Brian (Westbrook, that is. The one I would be married to if I wasn't already married to a fabulous man) of course ran his ass off today. What else is new?